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Today, mah online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to fine some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is fir is going to be disappointedhen they get mah 3DS game. FML

#20894309
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39665) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/24/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the mother of one of my students bitchd me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. big fat FML

#20870380
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On 09/06/2013 at 4:36pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML

Taday my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner!! FML

#20865414
65 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:03pm - work - by smurftastic (man) - United States (California)

Today I was telling mah brother about how mah new colleagues an I don't share a sense of humour. He replied "What u mean they don't pretend to laugh at yur jokes like everybody else?" FML

#20864858
34 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 5:40pm - work - by laughing-stock - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The frst thing mah 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like mah pet rat!" big fat FML

#20864621
97 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah sister announcd that she and her boyfriend r getting marrid . Her boyfriend is mah husband . We're not even legally divorcd yet . fat looool FML

#20857902
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On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was the day of mah wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told mah brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on mah wife. FML

#20856967
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On 08/27/2013 at 8:23pm - love - by dhskkf (man) - United States

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML

Yesterday... I could hear mah daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. ( Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise? )... she said. ( Of course... we slept together! ) My daughter is six. FML

#20856377
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50251) - you deserved it (8331) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Today,hile baking, I was joined by mah roommateho doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked y she wanted to help. "It really cleans mah nails", she said. FML

#20854811
69 comments

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On 08/26/2013 at 4:38am - misc - by 4_and_20_blackbits (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, mah boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, mah name, an the date we started dating. We have been dating 4 almost a year an a half. He misspelled mah name. FML

#20854112
96 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today , at work , I stepped out fir a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning , I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss , calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. real FML

#20853995
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45493) - you deserved it (4860)

On 08/25/2013 at 5:36pm - work - by jeed(1) (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, cuz he refusd to believe he needd to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game fir his grandson . He endd up calling manager and trying to get me fird fir scamming him . fat FML

#20853843
87 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 3:28pm - work - by what the fuck (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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140 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 10:46pm - kids - by pda (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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