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Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41513) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14548) - you deserved it (29732)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83949) - you deserved it (23757)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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