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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 December 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my 16 yr old cousin needed help making a job resume so I give him mine to see as an example. He changed my name to his and it got him a job right away. The sad part? I handed my resume out to about 30 places and I am still unemployed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38921) - you deserved it (3847)

On 08/12/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by Jobless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

#3613617
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45836) - you deserved it (3222)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:17pm - work - by ST3PH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

#62325
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On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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