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  • Town/Country : New Jersey, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (18 years)
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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (9821)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (23559)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22858) - you deserved it (64740)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)