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nela25
  • Town/Country : Rome, Italy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nela25 : I'm from the Caribbean but I live in Italy/Shanghai.
Multi-racial for the win.
I speak Spanish, English and Italian
College Kid

I laugh at pretty much anything.
The beach is my life.
Kabobs are awesome.
Mango ice cream with coconut shavings is the shit.
I write "haha" as "jaja".

I don't beat around the bush. Consider it a compliment.
Oh yeah, I play jokes for fun. The end.

Feel free to message me : D

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Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

#4062613
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38447) - you deserved it (13334)

On 07/26/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by omgwtfsam (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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746 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91592) - you deserved it (27417)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (228990)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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457 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32968) - you deserved it (383454)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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