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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6056
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nela25 : Mixed.
I speak 4 languages.

The beach is my life. 😎🌴
I dance hip-hop/contemporary.
Foodie.

Instagram: nela25

Message me, I'll respond at some point.
Besos.

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Fucked!<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 2:43pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:53pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 8:46pm<b>amine91</b> - the 06/06/2015 at 11:40am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:06pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 12:48am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 3:21pm<b>jessieluvxo</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 7:36am<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:09pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:27pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:48am<b>aguynamednick</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:30am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:21am<b>LPisLame</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 3:01am<b>rogwest</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 12:21pm<b>rachelpayne18</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 7:32am<b>RedSoloCup</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 2:23am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 3:14pm

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nela25's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37845) - you deserved it (8766)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47180) - you deserved it (3496)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22225) - you deserved it (63976)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15597) - you deserved it (54011)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

#14660867
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34879) - you deserved it (3410)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML

#14647834
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10835) - you deserved it (34923)

On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27653) - you deserved it (6200)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13313) - you deserved it (27974)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the fuck up, princess." FML

#14330650
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13313) - you deserved it (27974)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12484) - you deserved it (82096)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

#14109722
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (8451)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML

#14058992
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36777) - you deserved it (9833)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:54am - intimacy - by sissydlk (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

#13673921
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35799) - you deserved it (4112)

On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32046) - you deserved it (5636)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

#13363773
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28653) - you deserved it (6281)

On 10/08/2010 at 8:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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