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nela25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3551
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nela25 : I'm from the Caribbean: Puerto Rico/St. Lucia
I live in Chicago,USA and Shanghai,China.
Multi-racial for the win.
I speak Spanish, English, and Italian
College Kid - Currently a business major.

I laugh at pretty much anything.
The beach is my life.
Mango ice cream with coconut shavings is the shit.
Spiderman is my favourite superhero.
If I could eat chipotle everyday, I probably would.

I dance hip-hop/contemporary.

Instagram: nela25

Feel free to message me : D
Besos.

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nela25's favorite FMLs

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29059) - you deserved it (9270)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26820) - you deserved it (13988)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13585) - you deserved it (34730)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38762) - you deserved it (9996)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19813) - you deserved it (9976)

On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37240) - you deserved it (3275)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34272) - you deserved it (9862)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50649) - you deserved it (9770)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (15390)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (10093)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34861) - you deserved it (8409)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43990) - you deserved it (3261)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20208) - you deserved it (60805)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (51167)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

#14660867
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (3150)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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