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About nela25 : I'm from the Caribbean but I live in Italy/Shanghai.
Multi-racial for the win.
I speak Spanish, English and Italian
I laugh at pretty much anything.
The beach is my life.
Kabobs are awesome.
Mango ice cream with coconut shavings is the shit.
I write "haha" as "jaja".
I don't beat around the bush. Consider it a compliment.
Oh yeah, I play jokes for fun. The end.
Feel free to message me : D
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