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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 515
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About nekros : Yes those are my real teeth.

Yes I am a vampire.

Are you done with your stupid questions?


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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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