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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 November 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30390) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15242) - you deserved it (58449) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

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