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by Jarryd / 02/10/2012 at 12:40am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Sammylad / 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
by anonymous / 03/06/2010 at 1:10am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Oregon) / Health
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