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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 267
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nekkis : I try to be nice but some people are simply ridiculous and I will not hesitate to tell them so. I'm too much of a chicken to actually post an FML in the fear of being rejected.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

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nekkis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29058) - you deserved it (6947)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27518) - you deserved it (14003)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

#8861010
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10233) - you deserved it (29355)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML

#2363233
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63572) - you deserved it (2486)

On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7949) - you deserved it (53360)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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