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About nekkis : I try to be nice but some people are simply ridiculous and I will not hesitate to tell them so. I'm too much of a chicken to actually post an FML in the fear of being rejected.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Monday 5 October 2015