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About nekkis : I try to be nice but some people are simply ridiculous and I will not hesitate to tell them so. I'm too much of a chicken to actually post an FML in the fear of being rejected.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Friday 12 December 2014