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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30742) - you deserved it (7178)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (14693)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML


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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML


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On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML


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On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

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