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nekkis

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About nekkis : I try to be nice but some people are simply ridiculous and I will not hesitate to tell them so. I'm too much of a chicken to actually post an FML in the fear of being rejected.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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nekkis's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

#19039187
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28971) - you deserved it (6936)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Jarryd - Australia

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

#17690152
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (13983)

On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML

#2363233
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63472) - you deserved it (2484)

On 05/28/2009 at 12:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7267) - you deserved it (50552)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version



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