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neji218
  • Town/Country : Norcross, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 July 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About neji218 : Kelli>SSB>EverythingElse

I love anime and videos games, and as the line above states, super smash brothers is my favorite game.

I like a lot of things and a lot of music I guess.
FML is fun and I'm glad to see there is such a large group of horrible human beings(some of the comments)
But there are amazing people here too!

Ask me whatever else you want to know.

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Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16488) - you deserved it (4519)

On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

#13212563 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (23633) - you deserved it (4095)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I left home to start my new life at University. Saying goodbye to my mother, the last thing she said to me was "Don't turn gay". I'm gay. FML

#5562367 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (39441) - you deserved it (7629)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (54407) - you deserved it (3534)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

#5390873 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (24561) - you deserved it (8164)

On 09/21/2009 at 9:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, due to the heat, I had a deadly asthma attack. Where was my inhaler? My dad pawned it for beer money. What did my dad do about my attack? Told me to quit being a Drama Queen. I had to go across the street and beg for a ride to the ER from my neighbor. FML

#5346729 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (48293) - you deserved it (2139)

On 09/19/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by asthmasucks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

#4844745 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (46521) - you deserved it (5799)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm - love - by lonelyboy101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I left my brand new itouch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

#3292692 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (45981)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795 (426)

I agree, your life sucks (178598) - you deserved it (41147)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (708)

I agree, your life sucks (349249) - you deserved it (23634)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (5689)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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