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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 13503
  • Number of comments : 154
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About negb : •I had dreads for 2 years but got rid of them. I've had my new set for about 2 and a half months.
•I have 14 piercings and want more, as well as 2 tattoos
•I'm a gamer
•I love animals.

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negb's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42049) - you deserved it (8085)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9516) - you deserved it (115228)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9516) - you deserved it (115228)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30786) - you deserved it (7784)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15995) - you deserved it (33568)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59395) - you deserved it (8748)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39291) - you deserved it (3873)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

#18184831
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (5490)

On 11/07/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

#18129545
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16025) - you deserved it (36337)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:02pm - animals - by benji - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

#18129165
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25475) - you deserved it (22535)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:52pm - misc - by bakedplum (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while standing in line at the supermarket, I reached past my wife to get a pack of gum. She jokingly did the "battered wife flinch" to get a laugh, and smiled at me from behind her hand. The cop staring at us obviously didn't notice the smile and definitely didn't think it was funny. FML

#18120236
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28377) - you deserved it (3779)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:07am - misc - by spacemanspiff78 (man) -

Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh I had an itch..." FML

#18100630
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18606) - you deserved it (33286)

On 10/29/2011 at 12:43am - intimacy - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. The only way I could have gotten pregnant is from having gotten drunk and sleeping with my ex. We broke up because I didn't want children. FML

#18088166
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12307) - you deserved it (51162)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Shropshire)

Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML

#18076540
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53673) - you deserved it (2669)

On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

#18051184
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29968) - you deserved it (8446)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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