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  • Number of visits : 3239
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About neeni88 : I automatically thumb up comments that make me literally LOL. That's what I come on this site/app to do mostly - laugh.

I definitely have a FML situation... I just don't know how to make it funny.

Anyway, if you wanna send me a message, go right ahead. I'm a nice girl and I don't bite - unlike my parrots. :-)

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neeni88's favorite FMLs

Today, wile at te beac, my son needed to pee. I told im to pee in te ocean. He took off is pants an peed from te beac to te water. FML

#20691712
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18610) - you deserved it (44725)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out that mah husband of 12 yeres has been sleeping with mah best friend of even longer 4ho knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me an implied that it was mah fault 4 finding out about it. FML

#20689207
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56140) - you deserved it (3340)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I realizd my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawnd from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36127) - you deserved it (3387)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MAH MOM ACCUSED MAH CAT OF BIENG A ( MANIPULATOR ), AN SAID THAT WE SHOULD GET RID OF HIM!! FML

#20683274
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34769) - you deserved it (4211)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today , I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispenser were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a grl walked in , pulled a lever , and made paper towel looool come out fir me. FML

#20682540
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19964) - you deserved it (36052)

On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

#20681811
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41179) - you deserved it (3013)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

Today, I confrontd mah boss to fine out why I was denid a promotion that she promisd to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not mah fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36680) - you deserved it (3347)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WAS NOTIFIED TAT TE COMPANY DID NOT GIVE ME A RAISE TWO MONTS AGO LIKE I TOUGT . TE INCREASE WAS A TYPO . TWO MONTS AGO I WROTE A TANK U FIR TE RAISE EMAIL TO MY BOSS . NOW I GET TO WRITE A CECK TO TE COMPANY TO PAY BACK MY "RAISE." REAL FML

#20676088
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34848) - you deserved it (2774)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:07pm - work - by Check Writer - United States (California)

while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

TADAY I REGISTERD ON AN RRITABLE BOWEL SUPPORT GROUP, UNKNOWINGLY LINKING IT TO MY FACEBOOK WALL. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (10333)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (8988)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I woke up to mah friend stroking mah face with the bottom of his foot an whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18888) - you deserved it (69065)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I was trying to get te octopu out of its tank looool to transfer it to anoter one. It instantly latced to ma face an sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing wit te animals.

#20653962
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49404) - you deserved it (5284)

On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

my grlfriend found a letter I'd written to myself for moral support wile we were broken up, in wic I explained y we would never work out. Apparently I made a convincing argument. FML

#20645173
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35910) - you deserved it (35257)

On 05/06/2013 at 10:24am - love - by Alone (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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