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  • Number of visits : 1650
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About neeni88 : I automatically thumb up comments that make me literally LOL. That's what I come on this site/app to do mostly - laugh.

I definitely have a FML situation... I just don't know how to make it funny.

Anyway, if you wanna send me a message, go right ahead. I'm a nice girl and I don't bite - unlike my parrots. :-)

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

#20712090
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61482) - you deserved it (8502)

On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

#20710993
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40279) - you deserved it (4894)

On 06/07/2013 at 12:33am - animals - by Damn Cat - United States (Iowa)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62739) - you deserved it (3370)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21686) - you deserved it (45805)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

#20691712
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16568) - you deserved it (41066)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

#20689207
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53461) - you deserved it (3130)

On 05/27/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by wow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I realized my family is the textbook definition of redneck after listening to my grandpa threaten to smash with an excavator the trailer that my uncle lives in behind our house if he didn't return the set of tires he had stolen and pawned from my grandpa's garage. FML

#20683275
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (3070)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by redneckfamily - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

#20683274
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33426) - you deserved it (4107)

On 05/24/2013 at 3:04am - animals - by seriously - United States

Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

#20682540
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19453) - you deserved it (35157)

On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

#20681811
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40448) - you deserved it (2965)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

Today, I confronted my boss to find out why I was denied a promotion that she promised to me. Her response? "You should know by now I'm a liar. Not my fault if you believe the things I say." FML

#20680205
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34475) - you deserved it (3156)

On 05/22/2013 at 5:48pm - work - by Snurkles McGee (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was notified that the company did not give me a raise two months ago like I thought. The increase was a typo. Two months ago I wrote a thank you for the raise email to my boss. Now I get to write a check to the company to pay back my "raise." FML

#20676088
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (2677)

On 05/20/2013 at 7:07pm - work - by Check Writer - United States (California)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I registered on an irritable bowel support group, unknowingly linking it to my Facebook wall. FML

#20666712
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33955) - you deserved it (9010)

On 05/16/2013 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I saw a coin on the ground. As I bent over to pick it up, some dude came up from behind, grabbed my waist and humped me three times. He ran away before I could get a good look at his face. FML

#20664572
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49433) - you deserved it (8668)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)



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