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ned_schrader
  • Town/Country : Van Wert, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 212
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Today, I was swimming in the ocean, not too far off shore. I had asked my mom to come in, but she was afraid of the water because fish had nipped at her toes or something back in the day. I told her there was nothing to fear. I ended up getting stung in the balls by a Jelly fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56854) - you deserved it (7556)

On 03/23/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by The_HML - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to have sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pockets. Turns out, he had written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99608) - you deserved it (8813)

On 03/19/2009 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by ufhdafuhds (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)



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