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nechelle365

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nechelle365 : Hmm, it's about time I fill this in...

Well, hey there beautiful stranger ;) Welcome to my page and hope you have a nice visit. May my geekiness shine down upon you like a thousand suns. Feel free to message me and get to know the fantastic wonderland that is my head.
All hail HARIBO gummy bears!

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nechelle365's favorite FMLs

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38575) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

#21318970
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31825) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/17/2014 at 2:35am - love - by monster in law. - United States

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (33249)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32798) - you deserved it (2537)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33508) - you deserved it (5683)

On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, while clearing stuff out of the basement, I found my ex-wife's old electronic diary device from the '90s. I found the charger, powered it up, and had soon read all about out she'd been cheating on me for almost half our marriage with the guy she's now married to. FML

#21313160
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (3273)

On 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, my boyfriend bought me some feminine cleansing wipes for my birthday so I could, "get the hoo-ha spick-and-span." FML

#21309102
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35804) - you deserved it (6236)

On 11/30/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by fishtacos (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

#21302695
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29336) - you deserved it (2278)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (3322)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML

#21300330
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (2303)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

#21299443
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (8063)

On 11/15/2014 at 8:25am - misc - by That_Indian_Guy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

#21299049
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28675) - you deserved it (4678)

On 11/14/2014 at 4:58pm - health - by gspotter (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

#21298678
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35433) - you deserved it (2597)

On 11/13/2014 at 10:39pm - money - by PPP - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

#21294259
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54069) - you deserved it (2976)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML



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