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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67386) - you deserved it (6525)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48199) - you deserved it (3420)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

#65
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28159) - you deserved it (3896)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML

#61
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18832) - you deserved it (54444)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

#52
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28733) - you deserved it (22912)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:56am - health - by Unknown - Sent from mobile version



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