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About ndomer : I'm guessing you clicked my profile to see my picture. Go ahead and look, I find it funny but I can't take any credit for its creation.

Studying computer science. I like soccer. Just be yourself. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. That's about it.

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ndomer's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (67732) - you deserved it (7909)

On 01/03/2014 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by notsohandy (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML


I agree, your life sucks (56082) - you deserved it (5022)

On 08/27/2013 at 2:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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