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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1201
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ndnpride88 : What's up all. Names Reed. Enjoying life to the fullest. Listen to lots of music mostly rock country and some rap. Enjoy reading about others FMLs. Like to chat also so hit me up if you want to chat.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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ndnpride88's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a cat licking my face. I don't have a cat. I quickly put the cat out the front door and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I remembered that I had agreed to take care of my sister's cat for a week. I looked out the door, but the cat is nowhere to be found. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14631) - you deserved it (28076)

On 09/18/2015 at 8:22am - animals - by introublenow (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31174) - you deserved it (3983)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27526) - you deserved it (35134)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

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