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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1078
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ndnpride88 : What's up all. Names Reed. Enjoying life to the fullest. Listen to lots of music mostly rock country and some rap. Enjoy reading about others FMLs. Like to chat also so hit me up if you want to chat.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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ndnpride88's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28893) - you deserved it (3594)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27141) - you deserved it (34646)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)



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