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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1988 (26 years)
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About ndnpride88 : What's up all. Names Reed. Enjoying life to the fullest. Listen to lots of music mostly rock country and some rap. Enjoy reading about others FMLs. Like to chat also so hit me up if you want to chat.

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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML


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