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Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63162) - you deserved it (5570)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML

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On 11/14/2013 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I decided to get over my lifelong fear of Michael Jackson. I went to have my photo taken with a statue of him. Little did I know, for Halloween week they replace the statues with real people. It jumped out at me; I'm never getting over this fear. FML

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:41am - misc - by Shady_Soldier - United Kingdom



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