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by Anonymous / 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML
by Cat vs. Dog / 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Wyoming) / Animals
Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML
by gassymomma / 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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