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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 July 1979 (36 years)
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ndad79's favorite FMLs

Today, an old guy phoned the cops on my daughter because she was drawing with chalk on the sidewalk. Apparently, he thinks it's vandalism. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47171) - you deserved it (3671)

On 04/28/2014 at 10:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my escape artist of a dog got out. She not only chased someone else's cat into someone else's house, but promptly defecated all over their living room floor out of excitement. That's one way to meet the new neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38230) - you deserved it (4808)

On 04/28/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Cat vs. Dog - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I farted so loudly I not only woke myself up, but my husband as well. He mistook my gas for someone trying to break in and insisted on checking the whole house. I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44481) - you deserved it (9009)

On 04/28/2014 at 12:58pm - misc - by gassymomma (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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