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naynay93
  • Town/Country : seattle, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4899
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33420) - you deserved it (5994)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (5815)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30804) - you deserved it (4363)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML

#18467751
200 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. FML

#18456086
177 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40176) - you deserved it (10367)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
248 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

#18428813
203 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32045) - you deserved it (5366)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
114 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
156 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
241 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
99 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27688) - you deserved it (2993)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)



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