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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6528
  • Number of comments : 9
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Today, two American guys attacked me fir not speaking their language!! I'm from England, an they said I'm speaking mah own language wrong!! FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38297) - you deserved it (6485)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I talked to dad about joining the military!! He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." big fat FML

#18524767
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30021) - you deserved it (6018)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

#18473863
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (4566)

On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today I told my boyfriend I was ovulating. He said he didn't want to have sex because he was afraid of getting eggs on his penis. He then compared it to having sex with a fish. big fat FML

#18456086
179 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by journey_Jeanne - United States (California)

Today... ma parents bougt purity rings 4 ma twin broter an me 4 our birtday... an ad tem blessed by our priest. Neiter of us r virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... ma parents bougt purity rings 4 ma twin broter an me 4 our birtday... an ad tem blessed by our priest. Neiter of us r virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Taday I almost got a blowjob 4 the first time !! Except I cummd before I even got in her mouth !! mega FML

#18430652
248 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Yastarday, I was watcing porn wan I aard my mom call for ma. I closad my laptop rigt as sa walkad in my room. Ta sound, owavar, kapt going. FML

#18428813
202 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by wowthatwould (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, boyfriend was disgustd cuz I droppd a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
178 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I playd Taboo with mah boyfriend and mah conservative family. It was mah boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I poppd your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
238 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
105 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, mah boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)



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