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naynay93
  • Town/Country : seattle, U.S.A.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4919
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML

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143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22404) - you deserved it (2735)

On 02/18/2012 at 7:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21096) - you deserved it (3669)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21096) - you deserved it (3669)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21096) - you deserved it (3669)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

#19094213
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36609) - you deserved it (2003)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
213 comments

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On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

#19039141
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27517) - you deserved it (5936)

On 02/10/2012 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28754) - you deserved it (5038)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36937) - you deserved it (8388)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15367) - you deserved it (19659)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
151 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

#18907383
172 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
273 comments

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On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML

#18844188
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (4507)

On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
302 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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