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  • Town/Country : Dhaka, Bangladesh
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2661
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About naxeeb : I've never been good at these self-description thingies, so if you'd like to know something, feel free to message me.

No, I don't have kik, or any of that stuff, but if you want, you can follow me on Instagram @naxeeb :]

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naxeeb's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML

#516952
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53499) - you deserved it (12048)

On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

#146890
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65734) - you deserved it (6526)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

#115170
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45031) - you deserved it (2257)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:00pm - work - by ExtendedVacation (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML

#25739
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34927) - you deserved it (2378)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by bm (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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