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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 November 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2221
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About naxeeb : I've never been good at these self-description thingies, so if you'd like to know something, feel free to message me.

No, I don't have kik, or any of that stuff, but if you want, you can follow me on Instagram @naxeeb :]

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Today... a friend an I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game... an I was prepared to show my license... but he stopped me an said... "I know you're 18". He then said... "Man... I've pretty much watched u grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decidd it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamd him. FML

#1400081
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8656) - you deserved it (72734)

On 04/27/2009 at 6:04pm - animals - by silentbutdeadly (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday wile walking troug te alls of ma ig scool, me an ma boyfriend sared a quick kiss. A young teacer walks by an tells us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our scool. Se ten looks at ma boyfriend an tells im e could do so muc better. FML

#1328143
183 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , fir Easter , mah brother and sister both got $200 gifts from mah parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. mega FML

#924153
168 comments

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On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

#836792
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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstars to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

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380 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, we got our yerebook fir school. I opened to mah profile to see that they misspelled mah frst name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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170 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

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526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool!! I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean!! I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean!! I was in the kiddy pool!! real FML

#516952
84 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I told mah boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any european guys. He replied with, ( Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty. ) mega FML

#146890
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64034) - you deserved it (6325)

On 02/26/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by bilol (woman) - United States (New York)



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