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About naxeeb : I've never been good at these self-description thingies, so if you'd like to know something, feel free to message me.
No, I don't have kik, or any of that stuff, but if you want, you can follow me on Instagram @naxeeb :]
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015