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About naxeeb : I'm that one kid who's sitting at the corner fixing and arranging your UNO cards so that they're all straightened and color-decked, yes, I have a minor case of OCD. Get over it!
Someday I'd love to try my hands on fencing and archery, but not today! Today, I'll sleep and eat, and be as lazy as I can be!
Understanding emotions is something I suck at! As a result, I'm always misunderstanding people.
I've never been good at these self-description thingies, so if you'd like to know something, feel free to message me :)
Oh and you can follow me on Instagram @naxeeb
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Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML
Friday 6 December 2013