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About naw : This is a little bit about me:
Cool, Easy going, Relaxed, Chilled, Interested in women.
I have snapchat and kik so ask for them
If u want
Feel free to message me to find out more. ;)
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
Friday 22 May 2015