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naw

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1861
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About naw : This is a little bit about me:

Cool, Easy going, Relaxed, Chilled, in to music film and games

I have snapchat and kik so ask for them
If u want

Feel free to message me to find out more. ;)

naw's page activity

Visits<b>trucker2</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 8:05pm<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 11:18am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 5:12pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 1:34pm<b>ssnow</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 7:35pm<b>hilamonster06</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 7:15pm<b>zeldah</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:19pm<b>michu</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 1:32pm<b>claudiajean</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 7:09pm<b>muarif</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 3:10pm<b>Vanessa_Leeann26</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:59pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 1:32pm<b>Whatapuffchild</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 4:13am<b>skaterchick1912</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 11:28am<b>illuminatzi</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:57pm<b>kowsee</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:48am<b>lfloyd0504</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 6:51pm<b>nickie_94</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 7:46pm

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 5:18pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 7:32pm<b>Xatraris</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 2:18am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 1:11am<b>daken96</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:37pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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naw's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML

by Thatgirl112 / 09/07/2016 at 11:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML

Today, I sent a Snapchat the girl I've been flirting with all week. Her response was the back of her Coke Zero, which had the quote "You've Got a Friend in Me." I got rejected by a soda can. FML

by Anonymous / 07/25/2016 at 5:28pm / United States (Washington) / Geek

Today, my batshit crazy coworker told me that she wants to hear my skin sizzle. I'm afraid to go to work now. FML

Today, I spiced things up by lying on the bed and pouring melted white chocolate on myself. I called out to my fiancé to come in. He was 'checking' his favourite scene in Batman vs Superman and couldn't hear me. I was stuck unable to move for ten minutes until he finally heard me. FML

by Chocolaty / 07/21/2016 at 8:48pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, for reasons that I dare not ask, I received a topless selfie from my Nan followed quickly by a simple sorry text. Sorry is not going to pay for the years of therapy I need. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2016 at 11:01pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, my 84-year-old grandmother taught me a keyboard shortcut. FML

by Fauxgeek / 06/27/2016 at 9:29pm / Geek

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

by WhatALoserAmI / 06/27/2016 at 12:08pm / India (Madhya Pradesh) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was babysitting my young cousins who are obsessed with Narnia. So to appease them, we checked every closet in the house. We never did find Narnia, but we did find sex toys. Lots of them. FML

by EevieBear / 06/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML

by anal-retentive / 06/23/2016 at 4:00pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I asked my little cousin if he had a girlfriend if he had a girlfriend. “Yes,“ he said. “Two, but I’m going to keep the one with the biggest boobs.“ He’s 7. FML

by Pseudo / 06/21/2016 at 1:33am / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend and I found out that if I'm tickled it causes me to have a panic attack until I cry. FML

by RIP / 06/18/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend took me to get the abortion that we both agreed on. He was being so supportive through the whole thing. When it was all over I thanked him for coming. He replied, "Well that's what got us here in the first place!" He's still mad he can't tell anyone his joke. FML

by thatgirl / 06/18/2016 at 5:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy