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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2586
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About navybabebridget : jr varsity drill teeaam. music. parties.

"so lets just stay in the moment,
smoke some weed, drink some wine,
reminisce, talk some shit,
forever young is in your mind.
leave a mark they can't erase
neither space nor time.
so when the director yells cut,
I'll be fine.
I'm forever young."

get to know me(:

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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

#3796227
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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

#3120463
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On 06/22/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by sweetsixteen (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML

#269325
113 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by powsser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". FML

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