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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2727
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About navybabebridget : jr varsity drill teeaam. music. parties.

"so lets just stay in the moment,
smoke some weed, drink some wine,
reminisce, talk some shit,
forever young is in your mind.
leave a mark they can't erase
neither space nor time.
so when the director yells cut,
I'll be fine.
I'm forever young."

get to know me(:

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YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY HUSBAND AN KIDS CELEBRATED MY 50TH BIRTHDAY. I TURNED 47. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Yesterday, mah daughter turnd 11!! Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decidd to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts!! When she saw the letter, she screamd an showd me!! When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hatd me, startd crying, an steppd on mah foot!!

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On 07/16/2009 at 6:16am - kids - by notawizard (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today , wile reading some cemistry notes I came across te term "solid water" . Completely stumpd , I askd myself , "Wat te ell is solid water?" Ten I eard ma little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4t year science major in university . He still cecks te closet 4 monsters . FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

I walked into house to fine several of friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang an a clown walked in. My mom hred a clown for sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

#3120463
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On 06/22/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by sweetsixteen (woman) - United States

Today , ma friends an I were drinking boba. On te side of te cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid coking on te Boba". I started to laug at te ridiculousness of te label , an coked on te boba in a couging fit. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah boyfriend and I decided to have our frst "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions and hooked up mah cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate got mad at me fir putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. looool She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. big fat FML

#269325
113 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by powsser (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah boyfriend was lying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passionate eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me he loved me. But instead he said "You have a bogey". mega FML

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