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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Texas)

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