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Today, I got rear-ended because mah ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of mah hand long enough for me to shift geres . FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43492) - you deserved it (10331)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43533) - you deserved it (12912)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO FILL IN 4 A FRENCH TEACHER WHO WAS OUT SICK !! I HAD ASKED THE CLASS TO NAME SOME FRENCH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES !! I CALLED ON ONE GIRL AND SHE REPLIED, ( UH, EUROPE !! THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY OTHER ONE, RIGHT? ) NOBODY DISAGREED !! I'M FILLING IN 4 THE REST OF THE MONTH !! FML

#20929522
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42517) - you deserved it (2735)

On 10/21/2013 at 9:40pm - work - by :| - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me 4 "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53140) - you deserved it (15770)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside mah cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36878) - you deserved it (1997)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I discovered tat boyfriend doesn't ave time to text me back, but e does ave time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies fir the entre year we've been ( together. ) This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary.

#18889421
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39731) - you deserved it (4375)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (2448)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51680) - you deserved it (3561)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today , dad texted me while I was in school saying , "Your cat vomited . Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35743) - you deserved it (7204)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, my husband trid to ba romantic by throwing ma in a bd laid with rosas. Too bad ha forgot to ramova tha thorns frst. FML

#15718198
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49966) - you deserved it (4619)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

TODAY, I ASKD MA GIRLFRIENDY SE CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE TE WAY I TREAT ER. SE SAID, ( BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME MORE TAN I LOVE YOU. ) FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33253) - you deserved it (3977)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today , I took mah girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park , so I could propose to her. The moment was just right , I made mah move. I knelt down on one knee and askd her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I lookd down. She was right.

#6449433
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (4777)

On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)

Today, at dinner with mah boyfriend and mah family, mah mother had too much to drink and asked mah boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

#5201743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26172) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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