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by Anonymous / 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love
by biwhat / 03/08/2014 at 4:23am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML
by :| / 10/21/2013 at 9:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 7:36am / United States (Delaware) / Health
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
by anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 10:59am / United States / Intimacy
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 12:35am / United States (California) / Money
by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
by torny>horny / 04/10/2011 at 12:42am / United States / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
by CombatShadow45 / 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 3:25am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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