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naturalisse's favorite FMLs

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43389) - you deserved it (10315)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML

#21081103
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43448) - you deserved it (12895)

On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was assigned to fill in for a French teacher who was out sick. I had asked the class to name some French-speaking countries. I called on one girl and she replied, "Uh, Europe. That's, like, the only other one, right?" Nobody disagreed. I'm filling in for the rest of the month. FML

#20929522
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41019) - you deserved it (2588)

On 10/21/2013 at 9:40pm - work - by :| - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

#20851263
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52980) - you deserved it (15749)

On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

#20072649
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36750) - you deserved it (1986)

On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (4226)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39613) - you deserved it (4364)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

#17104731
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31916) - you deserved it (2438)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50243) - you deserved it (3445)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML

#16117188
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34213) - you deserved it (6996)

On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

#15718198
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49506) - you deserved it (4595)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (3970)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML

#6449433
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38176) - you deserved it (4771)

On 11/25/2009 at 5:39pm - love - by CombatShadow45 - United States (Florida)

Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML

#5201743
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26118) - you deserved it (2422)

On 09/12/2009 at 3:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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