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TODAY, I WAS ASSIGNED TO FILL IN 4 A FRENCH TEACHER WHO WAS OUT SICK !! I HAD ASKED THE CLASS TO NAME SOME FRENCH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES !! I CALLED ON ONE GIRL AND SHE REPLIED, ( UH, EUROPE !! THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY OTHER ONE, RIGHT? ) NOBODY DISAGREED !! I'M FILLING IN 4 THE REST OF THE MONTH !! FML
Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML
Today, I found out mah mom has notebooks with looool lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today , I took mah girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park , so I could propose to her. The moment was just right , I made mah move. I knelt down on one knee and askd her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I lookd down. She was right.
Today, at dinner with mah boyfriend and mah family, mah mother had too much to drink and asked mah boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Friday 27 March 2015