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About nathansmith1211 : Hey I'm finally finished high school. I play basketball and football. I like sports and beer
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML
Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML
Friday 5 February 2016