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About natewilton : I am hoping to be a famous rapper like Eminem. This is my first ever song!

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Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

#159589
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I agree, your life sucks (18961) - you deserved it (88282)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52900) - you deserved it (5580)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9156) - you deserved it (51775)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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