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Today, while watching TV with mah boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" an turning thirty in three days . Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew u had so much grey hair already" an then offered to help me dye them . FML
Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML
Today , I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with mah best friends. Their boyfriend have all decided to sleep over as well though , so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all mah friend having loud sex to keep me company. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015