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Today, while watching TV with mah boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" an turning thirty in three days . Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew u had so much grey hair already" an then offered to help me dye them . FML

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On 06/22/2012 at 2:02am - misc - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. fat FML

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179 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tougt e could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

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164 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML

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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

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289 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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On 05/14/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by sneezeattack (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday I walkd in on my daughter attempting to iron her pants with a hair straightener . She's 17 . FML

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On 05/08/2012 at 2:08am - kids - by SomePeoplesKids - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with mah best friends. Their boyfriend have all decided to sleep over as well though , so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all mah friend having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by coffeeshopgirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

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166 comments

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML

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152 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

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145 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today,hile in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel lyk squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans.

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152 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, my husband bleached his hair so, ( our future kids will have blond hair too. ) I'm already married to this guy. fat FML

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266 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:23am - misc - by dragonmirado (woman) - China



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