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Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML
by Username / 06/22/2012 at 2:02am / United States / Love
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by really / 06/21/2012 at 1:30am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by creeped out / 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm / Greece (Attiki) / Intimacy
by sneezeattack / 05/14/2012 at 1:27am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
by coffeeshopgirl / 05/07/2012 at 8:25pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
by KC / 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm / India / Intimacy
by DieTrying / 02/02/2012 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma.… Today, I had hooked up with this girl and had finally lulled her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I… Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring…