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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML

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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 1:32am - love - by black and yellow - United States (California)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

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On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my wife brought my 5-year-old daughter to visit me at the office. My boss has a speech impediment, and when she heard it, she exclaimed, "Hey my daddy can sound just like you! Show him daddy! Show him!" FML

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On 01/12/2013 at 3:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom has officially lost 100 pounds due to a lap-band surgery. After sharing her excitement, she also shared her troubles. She said, "Everything hangs now, even my cooter. Can they fix that?" Thank you for the mental image, mom. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:25am - health - by KtSue - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was renovating the house, and my girlfriend asked, "Do you use electrical tape on electrical stuff?" Not knowing where she was going with this, I just gave her a puzzled look. She continued by saying, "Because it's not like people use duct tape on ducks." FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 12:05am - love - by Danny - United States (Utah)



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