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nater535
  • Town/Country : the world only god knows
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 September 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nater535 : Games. College. Friends. That's about all the things in life that matter to me right now :3

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Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656 (46)

I agree, your life sucks (8363) - you deserved it (947)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920 (248)

I agree, your life sucks (26688) - you deserved it (1452)

On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (9660) - you deserved it (628)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was greeting customers at work. After saying good morning to one man, he stopped and looked at me from head to toe before smirking and saying, "Mmmm." He then turned around and said, "It's starting." It's only my first day. FML

#18912868 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (4825) - you deserved it (494)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

#18904057 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (8632) - you deserved it (746)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (9521) - you deserved it (893)

On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, I ran full speed into a brick wall because I saw a tiger. On the other side of a zoo cage. FML

#18583606 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (1977) - you deserved it (7861)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:02pm - animals - by steve - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653 (314)

I agree, your life sucks (3594) - you deserved it (12055)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

#18444648 (187)

I agree, your life sucks (8323) - you deserved it (1470)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob’s called. FML

#18443540 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (18660) - you deserved it (1834)

On 12/06/2011 at 7:26am - work - by boobywaitress (woman) - Australia

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

#18430491 (51)

I agree, your life sucks (8109) - you deserved it (963)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:13pm - love - by brittrod - United States

Today, my mom, who is relatively new to Facebook, posted on her friend's wall, telling her about her recent diagnosis of vaginal thrush. She assumed that her wall post was private. Six of my friends liked the post. FML

#18417580 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (1743)

On 12/03/2011 at 6:23am - intimacy - by djkimmaz - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (8703) - you deserved it (2446)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (17589) - you deserved it (5265)

On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)