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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5051
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About natalieryanlol : my names natalie and im generally a nice person, but dont say shit that will make me mad cause then i wont be a nice person. Im pretty outgoing and happy and love the beach and the plaza. Marcoola beach is probably the best because i walk onto when ii step outside my door, its awsome! i love the sun and summer and friends and just having fun.
When im in a bad mood, dont piss me off, i will bite your head off. just a warning. :)

sweet as :)

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natalieryanlol's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71262) - you deserved it (18462)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
540 comments

I agree, your life sucks (212663) - you deserved it (22983)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after spending the night hanging out with a beautiful girl we start to walk back to my place. Halfway there she turns and says, "I wish you were a vampire" and goes back home. FML

#1834550
641 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92006) - you deserved it (8379)

On 05/11/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Hallllo (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

#1692972
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55523) - you deserved it (11151)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
878 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60331) - you deserved it (631576)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236214) - you deserved it (82001)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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