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About natalieryanlol : my names natalie and im generally a nice person, but dont say shit that will make me mad cause then i wont be a nice person. Im pretty outgoing and happy and love the beach and the plaza. Marcoola beach is probably the best because i walk onto when ii step outside my door, its awsome! i love the sun and summer and friends and just having fun.
When im in a bad mood, dont piss me off, i will bite your head off. just a warning. :)
sweet as :)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML
Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 22 May 2015