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nastynate
  • Town/Country : Gainesville, FL
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 22448
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nastynate : I go to college. Enough said.

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Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

#761502 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (57259) - you deserved it (5108)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167979) - you deserved it (51068)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fools. FML

#757455 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (6032) - you deserved it (74636)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363077) - you deserved it (401425)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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