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Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

#21176688
89 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

#21113974
22 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

#21107421
88 comments

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On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I asked mah daughter to buy me two pints of milk. Apparently , the shop only had four-pints , so she got that and poured half down the drain. FML

#21099986
114 comments

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On 03/30/2014 at 6:04am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today I woke up at 3:00 am to te sound of a bird screecing. Turns out my roommate bougt a parrot witout consulting me first. Even better looool my roommate expects me to pay fir alf of te bird's expenses. FML

#21097210
105 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm - animals - by In urgent need of a new roommate - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom told me all about ow I was concieved in a Disney Land toilet. looool FML

#21070288
106 comments

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On 02/24/2014 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today , I was walking a dog at the animal hospitalhere I workhen it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor,ho told me to clean it off to seehat it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the ownerhen they pick their dog up. real FML

#21069925
72 comments

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On 02/23/2014 at 11:01pm - animals - by crap - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I check my phone regularly fir calls or texts from her . I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bd sometimes . Today I realizd the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma . mega FML

#21054270
115 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 10:12am - misc - by grandma - United States (Georgia)

2day I worked up the nerve to ask boss 4 a raise. Today is also the day I found out boss has looool a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

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50 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by fuckmyplums (man) - Austria (Salzburg)

TADAY I WAS CLEANING A POCKETKNIFE WEN I NOTICED A SPIDER ON MA LEG. MY FRST REACTION WAS TO STAB IT. FML

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143 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online fir two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML

#20973561
88 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking back home from a party,hen I receivd an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with ahite shirt an brown hair had enterd the neighborhood. My hair is inded brown an I was wearing ahite shirt. real FML

#20972428
69 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by paranoid neighborhood - United States (Florida)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (14771)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)



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