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  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power cummed back on. His response was, ( But we have Netflix. )

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today my parent punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap 4 cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word ( hell ). mega FML

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