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  • Town/Country : Marlton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 August 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
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I agree, your life sucks (49108) - you deserved it (20085)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35997) - you deserved it (2773)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by TGIkaty - United States (California)

Today, I am down to 3 euros. My mother just stole the last two euros from me. I asked what she needed them for? Condoms. My mother can have safe sex. I can't buy lunch tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (1296)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta



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