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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About nandybear : Sarcastic wallflower on color guard
I attempt to be funny; sometimes I succeed
In case you're curious, I am a redhead
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Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML


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