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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 387
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About nandybear : I'm a good kind of weird

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Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49366) - you deserved it (5495)

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