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nancyschmancy
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 177
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML

#19983667
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24488) - you deserved it (1966)

On 07/25/2012 at 3:46pm - kids - by madmomma - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML

#19948524
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23591) - you deserved it (2776)

On 07/17/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by theuglyfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

#19920264
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18790) - you deserved it (1038)

On 07/10/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by Deadcat101 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

#19779965
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23033) - you deserved it (2975)

On 06/13/2012 at 12:42am - money - by bad date - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

#19742103
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16966) - you deserved it (3423)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out where my surprise honeymoon is; it involves swimming with dolphins. I have a huge fear of dolphins, whales and sharks. FML

#19696496
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15754) - you deserved it (6759)

On 05/28/2012 at 11:36pm - misc - by SwimmingInFear - United States (Pennsylvania)



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