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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30527) - you deserved it (5500)

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