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nancypants077

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 77
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About nancypants077 : I'm way too lazy to fill this out[:

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Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML

by Fmylife.25 / 09/03/2010 at 3:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

by ....... / 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids