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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 213
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About nancy520xd : Hey my names Nancy
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Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23910) - you deserved it (1899)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML

#17687802
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I agree, your life sucks (18584) - you deserved it (4857)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

#17589348
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I agree, your life sucks (30119) - you deserved it (7073)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
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I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States



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