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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 10 June 1996 (19 years)
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Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML


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On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML


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On 09/07/2011 at 11:08am - work - by HT BaaFly (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

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