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Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by choldcreations - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I had to sell my only means of transportation, my 92 Chrysler Lebaron to a junking company because the transmission blew. When the guy finally got there, I had to shovel out the 5 feet of snow around my car, help him push it, and help him hook it up. Then his dog bit me. I only got $100. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 1:06am - animals - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)
Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:21am - misc - by Mackdaddy (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by bw9669 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing "if you're happy and you know it." My mom joined in. And they sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML
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On 01/09/2010 at 11:29pm - misc - by 1thapp3ns (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by patrickRafael (man) - Singapore
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)
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