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  • Town/Country : North Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About namine120409 : Pretty typical cynical asshole. Whatever.

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Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML


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On 08/17/2015 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by YES I MEAN *EX* GIRLFRIEND (man) - Canada

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML


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On 08/14/2015 at 6:40pm - animals - by Wellthisishawkward - United States

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML


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On 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm - work - by (-,..,-) (woman) - France

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML


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On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML


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On 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by hexphoenix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML


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On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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