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  • Town/Country : North Las Vegas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 870
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About namine120409 : Pretty typical cynical asshole. Whatever.

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Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31419) - you deserved it (2450)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by hexphoenix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28596) - you deserved it (1963)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML


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On 03/28/2015 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML


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On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babe when I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understands why that was so offensive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26952) - you deserved it (5137)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML


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On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, due to a mix up, I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors for permission to hang up. FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML


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On 11/26/2014 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML


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On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML


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On 11/16/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML


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On 11/15/2014 at 5:59pm - intimacy - by Slow_Walker (woman) - Georgia (Dushet'is Raioni)

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