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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About naived009 : Musician and live performer but I'm often referred to as the DJ. So yeah.

naived009's page activity

Visits<b>YouMadBra</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:21pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 1:14pm<b>urbantrashcan</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 3:58pm<b>jjaanneett</b> - the 08/01/2014 at 3:29pm<b>Kyna_Bitch</b> - the 07/17/2014 at 3:05am<b>DubiousDude69</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 6:25pm<b>Idontcare_atall1</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 12:13pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 4:29am<b>Welshite</b> - the 07/14/2014 at 12:43am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:53pm<b>zBos5</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 2:35am<b>kalaynav</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 1:36pm<b>PaigeLeeAnn11</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:54am<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 10:47am<b>Ilikepie467</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 5:47pm<b>CAC_Boomerang</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 10:14am<b>Enna2323</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 11:14pm<b>klsydggn</b> - the 06/24/2014 at 5:30pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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  • So, is everyone back from their vacation? Can we get back to regular programming? No? OK, I get it. You're all still crying about not being at the beach any more, well, I am anyway. And this time of year…

Thursday 11 September 2014

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