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Today , mah sister felt guilty an told me about the changes she secretly made to mah résumé months ago. She'd putted ( doing yur mom ) an ( corporate espionage ) as mah hobbies , an ( Justin Bieber's pussy waxer ) as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

yastarday was ta first day my grandma as saan ma sinca I startad going to tanning bads. Sa is now considaring taking ma out of ar will bacausa I look lyk "a damn Indian".

#21235555
63 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , I went to te restroom to pee . A loud fart exploded out of ma ass an ecoed in te toilet bowl . I could practically feel ma face on fire wen I saw te orrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out . FML

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On 06/07/2014 at 10:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
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On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I jokd to a client tat every time I see is name, I start singing te song 'Dr Jones' by Aqua. He lookd blankly at me, so I broke into song, 'Dr Jones, Dr Jones, calling Dr Jones... ' He still lookd blankly, but now also utterly orrifid, as were te rest of te waiting room. real FML

#21119159
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On 04/21/2014 at 5:26pm - work - by banana_tree - United Kingdom

Today.. . as I walked out the door to head to class.. . my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me.. . filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls ( liquid ass ) . I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time . mega FML

#21100982
69 comments

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On 03/31/2014 at 1:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Hyogo)

I asked my boss 4 a few days off next week , because my grandmother passed away yesterday an I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead , you're not. You want time off , then quit." FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by GLHan (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

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On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)

Today I found a great recipe for dinner and emailed it to myself with the subject "Dinner tonight". Hours later I'd forgotten all about it opened my emails saw the subject line and thought someone was asking me out to dinner. I got really excited until I saw the sender address. FML

#21019190
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On 01/06/2014 at 3:57pm - misc - by Mels (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I've ad my tent ( Cristmas ) dinner since Cristmas last took place . My mum as gone nuts and keeps playing Cristmas music making tese dinners and refusing to let me take down te Cristmas decorations . My dad is too wipped to save us from tis ell . FML

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On 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, my boyfriand told ma that somatimas my nipplas tasta lika onions . maga FML

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On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learnd to masturbate. He humps hisheel an makes squeaking noises fir five minutes, then rolls over on his side an pants heavily. He does it at least twice a nighthile I'm trying to sleep. FML

#21008605
122 comments

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On 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonomous - United States (Vermont)

Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me 4 a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm - work - by JimmyT (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Taday my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walkd into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, coverd in ketchup. She laughedhen I began to scream. FML

#20460540
135 comments

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -



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