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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 May 1993 (21 years)
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Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I went to the movies with mah boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth , a couple of grls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister , and invited the grls to join us. We've been together fir two years.

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On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

TODAY, I BOUGHT AN "I LOVE MAH BOYFRIEND" T-SHIRT SO PEOPLE WOULDN'T THINK I'M SINGLE!! I'M VERY SINGLE!! FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 10:37pm - love - by readytomingle (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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